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1 - It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

2 - You've never tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Not found 404" message?

3 - There are fewer grating color schemes on TV. Even on MTV.

4 - The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

5 - A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

6 - The worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

7 - Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

8 - You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

9 - Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

10 - Can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.